ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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