it was like eating out sand paper
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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