Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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