I bet he comes in French.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
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