i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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