remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Randomize