I can't breathe out the right side of my face
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Randomize
