And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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