You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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