Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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