I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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