That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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