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but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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