i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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