I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Jerry, you need to find god
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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