Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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