: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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