think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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