Porn is love you can see.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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