you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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