If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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