hell yes lets make some ravioli
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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