whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
being pregnant is like rehab
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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