somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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