new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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