So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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