It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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