do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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