What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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