there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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