no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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