The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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