Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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