sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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