I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I just found puke in my bra..
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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