I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Randomize
