Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I'm both gender and math confused
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