super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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