You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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