I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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