I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Randomize
