I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
there is another microwave in the elevator.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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