38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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