Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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