do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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