He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
high people should be assigned attendants
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Randomize
