Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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