What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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