I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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