i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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