And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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