this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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