no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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