I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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