You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize